February 7, 2010

3Marias is Leaving.

This is the end. Andrea is playing her last show before she moves back to Guatemala. She played True Stories before, and was totally great. This time she says she is going to play Cumbia, Dancehall and few 90s MTV Classics. No doubt she is going to rock it. So come say goodbye, and have another great time.

I have noticed that I have been a bit lazy about posting songs. I am making it up to you right here with a few riddims. I tried giving a bit of a synopsis of each track, so you know which ones you want. I’m just trying to help, not impose my opinion on you.

First of all, a ton of the best hip hop I am listening to right now…
J Dilla – So Far To Go (feat. Common & D’Angelo)
Black Star – Definition
Warren G – Super Soul Sis
Da Bush Babees – S.O.S. (feat. Mos Def)
OC & Pharoah Monch – Ridiculous
Slum Village – Raise It Up

Then this song, which I originally downloaded for a bit of fun, but now, I totally love. Stupid, terrible 90s pop at it’s worst. It’s so amazing…
Aqua – Heat of the Night

A bit of bass heavy Dancehall from Lady G…
Lady G – Nuff Respect

An amazing version of Under the Boardwalk by the Tom Tom Club, including lovely 1984 Tina Weymouth…
Tom Tom Club – Under the Boardwalk

The stupid heavy bass in this track makes me want to punch someone, in a good way…
Bass Nectar – Bomb the Blocks (feat. Persia) (Ghislain Poirier remix)

A terrible, yet amazing Latinesque, Salt ‘n’ Pepa style song that anyone (even a ghost) will probably love…
FannyPack – Hey Mami

A totally brilliant tropical tune, with a great breakdown and nice bassline…
Uproot Andy – Manuelita (feat. Geko Jones) (remix)

An infatuated bit of melodic, baltimore remixing that will make you dance and fall in love all at once…
DJ Semi – Love Ya

January 24, 2010

That’s right, it’s…..

January 16, 2010

Shortie is a Trick Bitch.


I missed True Stories this last two weeks, but I think it was needed to recover from the holidays. Shortie from Schizofonics (who are killing it right now, and who have recorded music with Lady Chann) is down this week and I’m super duper excited. He is totally bangable AND he has got the skills to pay the bills.

Bush Babees – 3 MC’s
Cibo Matto – Sci-Fi Wasabi
Kid Sister – Life On TV

January 10, 2010

Snow Day!

I know I didn’t say that I was going to leave my house until after the snow went away, but I went to buy a Fanta in the shop downstairs last night and I was mildy touched by how the snow looked sort of nice. I think I might go take a walk in Phoenix Park today.

I hope none of you are missing True Stories too much, because we will be back up again in less than two weeks. We have a killer few weeks lined up starting on the 19th of January with Shortie from Schizofonics.

Hey! you know Chris Tranter from Gameboy/ Gamegirl, well he did a real nice remix of my band playing What’s My Name? by Snoop D-O-Double G, and I thought I would put it up to download here.

Ugly Megan – What’s My Name? (Tranter remix)
Check out more of his stuff here too!

December 31, 2009

Sexy New Year.

New Year’s in the Bernard Shaw is going to be SO SO good. Loads of DJs will be joining me, including Nic James, Dave Lawler, Alan Tayler (C.U.N.T.) Frank (Mr. Jones), plus there is a live band called Attention Bébé outside, with the Big Blue Bus serving food and the bar has mad cheap drinks. As always there is going to be free entry. John Mahon will be taking off his shirt to show of his lovely skin tones. But be safe. You would be stupid to miss it. Well, have a nice NYE and see you in 2010.

Orlando. x

Lords of the Underground – Funky Child
Elton John – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (Mighty Mi remix)

December 26, 2009

Dave Parle “Bangs Out With His Whang Out”

When one thinks of Dave Parle they don’t normally think of teen angst, and pure adrenaline. But if you come to True Stories this week, you will see him for what he actually is: A CRAZY ROCKIN’ WHORE. Come welcome him back from his trip to dirty foreign lands. Hear his balls to the wall style and beg him to grow his hair long again, so we don’t mistake him for the timid girl that he appears as these days.

As Dave says” YOU THINK I’M A FUCKING WIMP? DO YOU? WELL FUCK YOU, YOU CAN FUCKING BLOW ME! I’M GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DESTROY YOUR BODY YOU PACKA MOTHERLESS FUCKS!”

obviously he is crazy and wicked at DJing, and he is CHALLENGING YOU!

The last True Stories of the year. WE ARE TAKING A BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS. RESUMING ON THE 19TH OF JANUARY.

DJ Yoda – Breakfast Cereal (feat. Biz Markie)

December 24, 2009

Santa, Baby!

So, on Christmas eve, I took the time to upload all these photos of Tuesday. I hope you all enjoy them.

Have a nice Christmas.
Orlando

December 21, 2009

True Stories Christmas Cracker.


I can’t wait. My popa is dressing up as Father Christmas and Arveene is playing and there is free sweets and wine. Good tidings we bring and everything. See you all tomorrow. x Orlando.

Here is an article about it in Totally Dublin

December 17, 2009

Jurassic Park DJs


We rocked it, what can I say. Really looking forward to the Christmas True Stories next week. Really looking forward to it.

Outlines – Back to 1984
Malente – Lions (ft. Dex & New Kidz) (Douster remix)

December 13, 2009

Jurassic Park DJs Reunion

65 million years ago, Alan Taylor (Dubliner Magazine’s 10 people to watch in 2010) used to DJ under the name Jurassic Park DJs. Although we only played two shows together, we touched so many people. Now, for one night only, this devilishly handsome duo will take to the decks again. Alan also runs the crudely named clubnight C U Next Tuesday, which is the perfect True Stories after party, just around the corner in Crawdaddy. Here is the best tune ever. See you soon.

Orlando

John Williams – Welcome to Jurassic Park
Also, check out Jurassis Park DJs Myspace!